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Roberta wants to learn to play an instrument, so she calls a music teacher who arrives with his assistant, who begins with a test of solfeggio, but she only knows the notes "B A C" and only repeats those and knows nothing about solfeggio, he tries to make her play the violin and the flute... After a few attempts the impatient teacher shouts at her what the fuck instruments she can play... and she replies "exactly, I can only play the dick"! And she starts to play the teacher's dick like a fife... The assistant who plays the trumpet will join in and in the end Roberta will stand out as an excellent player!
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So, you came because you wanted to start playing some instruments, learn to play.
Some kind of instrument.
So, I want to know, wind instruments, rope instruments?
Oh, they're so good.
I don't know.
All right, then.
Do you know the notes?
Do you know any of the notes?
Imagine, why should we even study for a moment
Yeah, but how?
That you know the notes?
That's three?
No, it's not really three.
Anyway, he's more persistent.
He's already got chills.
Here, I've prepared them a bit.
Then I'll give you, that's right, I'll give you time and I'll have to read you the notes.
By the time I beat, all right?
Ah, it beats.
All right, then let's get started.
All right.
Yes I do, yes I do, yes I do
Oh, sorry, sorry, so there's also G, there's E, there's also mi, there's also fa.
Sorry.
Ah!
But you only know three notes.
Yes, I do.
All right, so let's give it a try, let's lay down a little, then eventually we'll even learn
Wait a minute.
Then she takes the violin
Is this the violin?
This is the violin, yes.
He takes the violin, and then we'll rehearse for a minute.
Like this?
Yeah.
Let's see if we can just see
Can I get up?
Of course, of course. Yes.
He's a little fat.
Yes, that's right.
And look, this is a violin, of course.
Is that a violin?
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