Witness for the Penetration (1994) Restored
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A film by Mitchell Spinelli with Nikki Sinn, Sean Michaels, Sahara Sands, Amanda Rae, Sally Layd, Shanel, Danyel Cheeks, Kim Chambers, Tawny Ocean, Joey Silvera, Alex Sanders, Jon Dough, Steve Hatcher
Published by TheRemixxxer
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I appreciate this, Nigel.
The Colonel dinner party has got me worn to a tizzy.
Yeah, it's the weekend of grouse hunting and merriment.
Pure rubbish, I say.
It's all so peculiar, this affair.
Yes, and this detective chap.
What do you make of him?
Well, I believe he's an odd cocksucking motherfucking son of a bitch, but...
They say he's the world's greatest armchair detective.
Really?
Amazing.
Oh, yeah.
What say you, Merrill?
Fine wine?
Good music?
What more could a man ask for?
Well, first off, Colonel, for you to stop that infernal smoking.
Well, these are true heroes.
Finest cigars money can buy.
What's gotten into you, old man?
Well, first off, secondary smoke and a quaint notion
that I'd like to live past the age of 40.
Hey.
It's one of the last of this long, eh, Merrill?
Remember those colics from young lasses at Blacksford Academy?
Yes, I remember them well.
Nigel. Yes, madam. You will leave the common work.
Yes, madam.
Besides, I've been looking all over for you.
It won't happen again, madam.
Well, I should hope not.
Well, finish up and meet me in the drawing room immediately.
I have some, uh, chores that I'd like you to attend to.
She will be the death of us all.
Close the door and bolt it.
My aristocratic body aches for your touch.
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