We Shouldnt Be Doing This Youre My Step Dad

I mean, it's just hard. It's like, I have you as an example, and then all these guys just suck.

No one lives up to you.

Thanks. Hey, I'm sorry. Come here.

There you go.

It's all gonna be better.

You're gonna find someone else, and he's gonna be a distant memory, and you're just gonna be good.

I will find someone else.

You will.

Was that weird?

So what? I mean, was that an accident?

Oh, wow. Are you...

I really...

This is... It's not what I really meant.

Oh, fuck.

Is it weird that I have fantasies about my own daddy?

It's not that.

It just kind of makes it...

Okay.

Are you sure?

Super sure.

It's like you said, everything works out.

Fuck.

How long have you been thinking about this?

Ever since you married my mom.

Those were years of oppression.

I secretly hoped you wouldn't, but I was glad you were still around.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

You do take after your mother.

Only younger.

Come here.

Right here.

What did I tell you about bad boys?

That I shouldn't talk to them.

That's right.

First I said, "You shouldn't play with him on the playground."

He's gonna hurt you.

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