TUTOR4K. Guy discovers true intentions of so-called tutor

And I have exams, so I have a problem, especially with English.

I finally found this teacher on the website.

Well, I don't know what she looks like, her picture wasn't there, so we called her, and she was like,

Well, it's all right.

At the end of the day, I'm going to her

Man, I don't know how I'm gonna raise her, I don't know if she's cute or not.

If she's cute, how do you get her to have sex?

If not, then

Well, anyway, we'll watch it sometime.

Anyway, let's get to her now, find out how, what, who, and we'll be there.

I brought my little cameras just in case.

Here, so if anything happens, I'll take a picture.

That's it, so let's go.

Hello. Vassili?

Yes, hello. What's your name?

Catherine Igorovna.

Nice to meet you.

Come in, please.

Oh, we just moved in.

Yeah. Divorce, go to the kitchen.

Did you bring your text?

Yeah, I brought some textbooks with me.

Okay. Follow me.

I have a rule.

What's the rule?

Before I go to school, I take the water first.

I've never heard that rule before.

Well, I'm sorry, everyone has their own.

Yeah, well, basically, it's important.

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