Tits, pits, bits and bum play in public toilets leads to amazing smelling asshole fingers
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After a mission in the pissing rain, I needed to cool down considerably before heading home again. So I went to the loo to strip off and top up my water bottle, but Little Miss ADHD here got totally carried away with playing with my tits and stroking my armpits as I chat to you. As walking as fast as possible in a downpour makes me super hot n sweaty, I wanted to feel as fresh as possible before leaving, so I whip the cotton wool pad out that is legit used as a plug for my butt and chuck it in the bin. As it was pretty dry from my bum behaving itself for a change, I then spin around and show you my soul hole (as my ex calls it) and do some gaping. I then turn back around and go to say “Goodbye” in my usual sign-off by kissing my fingers n waving goodbye, when I'm suddenly struck by how fucking amazing my fingers smell! Some deep chesty inhales later and I've concluded my ass hole smells a bit like honey and utterly delicious!
Published by MistressWriggler
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Hello, hello, hello, how are you?
I have just walked for half an hour in the pissing fucking rain
to get to the local post office because the most local one closed like four years ago
and now it is a fucking half hour walk into the arse end of nowhere
and there was... but I have just been stood in the queue for about 20 minutes at least
and now I need a wee, I need a drink, I need a topper, I need nicotine and I need to get naked
because I am hot
oh jeez
here is a t-shirt
that I got in America back in March
I love it, it says
well, kick my knees
Real Americans stand with Ukraine
now obviously I am not a real American
but I am a quarter Ukrainian
and honestly, nobody had fucking heard of Ukraine
until... when was it?
Euro 2012 I think
and it was like the championships were held in Poland and Ukraine
So, um, and in the back, the back knows what he says.
Oh shit!
I almost chopped off...
Oh, I only paid attention to the front when I was chopping it off earlier.
Basically, it's large and it was fucking large.
So, I chopped the neck off.
Chopped half the sleeves off, you know, my elbows.
And then, I chopped that half off.
So now it kind of fits more like it's made for me.
But what I've also done is forgotten to bring my normal over shoulder bag with me.
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