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Not in Bangkok. Bangkok and Bangkok.

You like smoke smoke?

Smoke smoke?

You like smoke smoke?

Sometimes.

Sometimes? Today?

Today? Today you like.

Today you like.

Yes?

Yes?

Can you count big dick?

Can you count big dick?

Yeah?

Yeah.

And after you get big dick ma ma, you're in the pub boy.

Big stomach.

If you get too much, you can count ma ma.

Okay.

Okay. We have... I think the disco fly is going to tear these little honeys up.

What's your name honey? Tell us your name.

Bag.

Bag? What does that mean in English?

It means small.

It means small?

Yes.

Are you small?

There's certainly nothing small about you around the midsection, is there?

And what's your name honey?

Nong.

Nong? What does that mean in English?

What does Nong mean in English?

Little sister.

Yeah, it means little sister.

I'm going to tear you up, little sister.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, why don't you hop in there man, tear it up.

Alright.

I think we're going to do it.

Yeah, smoke smoke.

Give me a little smoke, honey.

That's the disco of a dick.

Is it too fucking big for you?

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