Stepsis, All my friends are selling nudes online, I need you to take pictures of me!

Well, yeah it is.

I'm out of here.

No, no, it's about making money, though.

Making money?

Yeah.

Like, I'm not falling for anything stupid, okay?

No, no, no, no.

So all of my friends have been selling nudes on the internet and making thousands.

What? Your friends are sluts?

Why are you telling me this?

They're making thousands and I need you to help me take pictures.

I'm not doing that. I'm not being a part of this.

Please, I'll give you a percentage.

How much?

I mean, how much have you made already doing this?

I made 5K last month.

Like, $5,000?

Yes, $5,000.

Well, who took the pictures?

Myself, but I will be able to make even more if you help me take better ones.

And I'll give you 30%.

30%?

I know you have no money.

You better not be lying about this amount.

I'm not lying.

Look, I'll help you, but if you get caught, it's on you. I have nothing to do with this.

Okay?

Okay, deal.

You're fucking crazy.

Okay, sis, you better be right about this. I'm not doing this for chump change, okay?

Okay, you're not, I promise.

Damn sis, could your tits get bigger?

I don't know, maybe.

I guess it's not weird I said that because you're my stepsister right?

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