Sodomie surprise dans un bar

Yeah.

You know how everything just seems to pass by?

Yeah, happens all at once, you know?

God, it feels like they were just in ************.

-Aww. -God.

And now we have this asshole fucking neighbor.

Oh, my God.

He doesn't want to share the good neighbor fence

and he's, like, ripping up my garden.

Really?

Fuck.

It is-- you know this homeownership?

I don't-- I just--

I think it might be overrated.

I can't--

I can't even grow roses without a complaint.

-Is that so? -I just don't even understand it.

Sometimes I wish I could go back to being single again.

Like back in the days when--

Oh, shit.

We had no **** and no responsibilities.

Could fuck whenever I wanted to.

Oh, yeah.

So, uh, tell me more about these PTA meetings.

Oh, my God, they suck.

You would not believe the women that go to these things.

They're fat, wearing sweatpants, and all they do is bitch, bitch,... bitch.

Oh, my-- my *****--

-No, fuck that. -Wow.

It is the biggest pains in my ass.

Yeah, big, big, big.

You know it. You know it.

Oh, my God.

It blows me away. It blows me away.

It's like they're trying to stretch my last nerve.

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