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cazzo lei si scopa anche una mummia
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Well, Juliana, I see according to your application here you are fully qualified for this job as an intern here at the Museum of Natural History, the ancient Egyptian god.
But anyhow, yes, the display for him should be ready tomorrow, so in the meantime we're just leaving him here because I wanted to make sure he didn't get moved around too much.
You know, he's very delicate. This mummy's over 20,0************.
What is this?
Oh, that. Well, you see, let me explain something to you.
Now, the Egyptian gods believed that in the afterlife, to stay erect and keep their sex lives alive forever, they would get their wives to get them hard before they died, and then they would wrap it up, and it keeps them hard forever.
I mean, so the saying goes.
But I'm sure it's just ash, so you don't have to worry. You know, I mean, it's just the mummy. He's dead. He can't do anything.
But, you know, I'm going to say, I'm going to call her.
What's that?
Okay, I'll be right there.
I'm sorry, I have to run up front really quick.
I'll tell you, we can finish this up when I come back.
Can you just stay here and watch the mummy? I want to make sure nobody disturbs him because he's very delicate.
Sure.
I'd be okay with you.
Okay, because whatever you do, I just don't want you to touch him because it is written that he who disturbs the mummy to sleep will face terrible consequences, including possible death, and I wouldn't want that to happen to a sweet girl like you.
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