pb Farts

Yeah that's right, a nice big sloppy shit.

At my nice arse.

And what I want you to do is,

I want you to eat every bit of it and kneel down right next to my arse.

You can drool over it as well.

Because I know how much you like it.

So you're gonna be my shit-eating faggot.

Eating every bit of my smocky shit.

I mean, I know you love eating my shit, really.

I love the taste and smell of it.

Because it's all for you.

All this shit is just all for you, baby.

So this is all you're gonna eat?

Is my cum and shit for the rest of the week?

And I know you love being next to my arse.

Every time I have a shit.

Bet you like my denim jeans on me, don't you? As well.

Come on then, get close to my arse.

That's it, get your nose right in there, bitch.

Just know how much you like being next to it.

There you go, go on, get close to my nice smelly arse.

I know you like getting your nose near that.

When I'm in the need for a big shit.

Why don't you breathe all my smelly fumes in?

I've been farting so much, because I need a big shit.

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