Mitchell Bros. Classics

Sign here.

Would you mind reading it to me? I don't have my glasses.

Oh sure, sure.

It's from the city safe sex office.

Ladies.

Have received report that the operators of Romper Voyages, a popular sex charter boat,

may need instruction in proper sex negotiations and safe sex practices.

As you know, his honor the mayor is proud of our city's role as a world pioneer in healthy and hot sex

and is fighting to preserve this distinction.

Your assignment, send your top G-girl team on sex charter ASAP to assess situation and correct as necessary.

Be nice to the boys.

Uh-huh.

Their trips are a big tourist draw.

Bring combat sex kits including extra rations of non-oxynol 9.

Non-oxynol 9.

What's that?

It's a popular spermicide used to kill any kind of venereal disease and/or AIDS virus.

Oh. And what's a G-girl?

Oh my dear, the Grafenberg girls, of course.

Grafenberg girls? What's a Grafenberg girl?

Oh.

What?

What's your name?

Who are you?

I'm Anna.

I'm Bud.

I can't tell you everything except we're with the government.

Um, are you really?

You'll accept that by way of explanation?

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