Keep Calm And Shove It Up Your Ass

Yeah. We saw this movie, Last Tango in Paris.

You know, the one with Marlon Brando and Marie Schneider in it.

And that incredible butter scene.

Ever since we saw that, we've been wanting to do it Greek style.

But it hurts. Can you help us?

We've tried everything. Butter, margarine, even vegetable oil.

And every time my boyfriend, Max, tries to put his dick in my asshole, it still hurts.

I can help you out there. I've done it many times.

First of all, forget the butter. Try some baby oil or any other type of oil.

Max keeps that by the bed.

Then find yourself a variety of dildos.

We keep those by the bed too.

Start with the smallest and work your way up to Max's juicy plate.

Now I'm sure you and Max want a little time to try this out on your own.

So I'll give you some nice hot music to do anal by.

Called Back Door Annie by I***** and the Cream Cheese.

A hot new group from Jersey.

Mmm.

Oh, so tough.

Oh, oh, oh, yes.

Oh, oh, yes.

Oh, oh, yes.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, it's good though.

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