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Oh cool, you got a little mix in you, a little Asian possibly?

Half Japanese, half Finnish.

Wow, half Finnish. So you like, what comes from Finland? Any chocolates or anything?

Chocolates, yeah. Chocolates, vodka.

So what are you here to do today?

I'm here to get fucked in my ass.

Fucked in your ass. How exciting is that?

And the guy you're working with, Mark Wood, you kind of think he's an okay guy?

Mm-hmm.

Kind of a little dork, don't you think? But I mean, otherwise...

He's cute though.

Yeah, kind of like a cute dork.

Like, you wouldn't mind waking up and actually like him being on the floor and you could rub your feet on him.

Something like that. Kind of like a dork.

A little Mark Wood rug.

Yeah, very cool. So how long have you been in the business for, roughly?

Probably nine months.

Oh, cool. Very cool. Well listen, here's the deal.

The name of this movie is called Stop! My Ass Is On Fire.

So basically, you know, from the title you can pretty much tell, it's an anal movie, if you would.

Mm-hmm.

So what I'm going to ask you to do is, when I count to three, I want you to tell it right to the camera,

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