I don't care about your wife, let's fuck!!!

I know exactly where this is going to go.

Yeah?

Yeah, in my game room.

Football starts this week and I needed a place to just kick back and relax.

That sounds fun.

I love it.

Um, how much did you uh, say it was?

300.

Oh, okay. That's not bad at all.

If you don't mind me asking, um, why are you getting rid of it?

Um, you know, I got it for an ex-husband and to be honest, he never even got a chance to sit in it.

We were divorced before, so I don't really need it.

You know, it doesn't fit with my decor.

Oh, wow.

And there are no like, no damages or anything?

No, no one, I don't sit in it, you know.

It's not for me.

But you like it though.

I uh, I love it.

I mean, what's not to like?

I meant being married.

Oh, I mean, yeah, who doesn't like uh, being married?

Well, I obviously don't because I've been divorced twice.

But to each their own.

I mean, well, I'm sorry to hear that.

Oh, it's fine.

I mean, my wife and I, we get along.

Yeah, that's good.

She'll probably actually hate this chair and ottoman and...

Really?

She hates football, so anything that has to do with football she hates.

So she's going to be hating me for the next few months.

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