Girl with Guinness Bottle

Eh, why not?

It's like the first time in a long time that I've actually worn underwear.

It's cute.

It says "Kiss me".

I'm not Irish, but you can still kiss me.

It's kind of screwy.

Oh my god.

Why is it all turned around?

It's kind of cute.

It's different. It's cute.

I'm going to pose.

Are these chinkly bean things? Coins?

Books.

Oh, it's too tight.

Cute? You like?

I can't forget about that.

I'm covering up my beautiful pedicure.

If somebody asked for more shoes like this, like the ballet slippers, if that's what they

call them, I've only done one shoot in them.

So, here's another shoot for you.

And anybody else who likes ballet slippers.

I think they're cute.

They're just uber glittery and it's getting everywhere.

I am not a spokesman for a woman for Guinness.

I just like to stuff random stuff in me.

Look, I even brought a bottle opener.

See how handy I am?

Very well prepared, so...

Look, there's nothing in it.

Huh.

It is non-alcoholic.

Although there is something in it.

I can't figure out what that is. It's like white.

It's a frickin' message.

It's a message in a bottle, yet I can't get the message out.

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