Every Twat Is Shaved Now
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What a day.
Yes, this is Razor Ramona, professional hit woman and former consort to the crown heads of Europe.
Why, Bugsy Tabasco, long time no hear. What's up? Or better yet, who do you want dead?
No jokes Ramona, listen, I want a contract put on this punk named Joey Sumatra.
Yeah, he's this two bit cooner that skipped out on me and signed with another nightclub.
Yeah, I'm mad about that shit. And listen, remember this, nobody but nobody walks out on Bugsy Tabasco.
I'd love to do it. Nothing excites me more than giving a close shave to a lowlife skunk.
Only right now, I'm having a bad hair day and I've got to do something about it.
Yeah, well do what you got to do Ramona, but I want this guy Joey Sumatra planted like a beanstalk.
You know, like in a fairy tale. Get it done.
You talk that way.
Quit with this goose bumps. Goose bumps, huh? I'll give you goose bumps.
Once around the chin with a double edge, baby. I'll give you enough goose bumps to raise Lazarus.
Yeah, thank you. Thank you very much.
Well, my name is Joey Sumatra and I just want to thank each and every one of you.
You, you and you over there. Yeah, I love you baby.
And I just want to say goodbye because this will be my last night here at El Clipo.
Because I told that son of a bitch goddamn asshole cocksucker, Bugsy Tabasco, get the fuck out of here.
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