Dumb blonde and the well-hung jogger, upscaled to 4K

You can't possibly love me.

Oh no, I've hurt you.

Here, come and sit next to me.

Shawn, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.

Oh, you women are all alike.

As soon as you find out I have a problem, a deformity, you think you can walk all over me.

Shawn, I certainly...

Hey, listen, it's always the same. No one will ever love me, ever.

Not real love. I'll probably wind up alone somewhere in an apartment.

All alone except for 30 or 40 cats. Old and miserable.

Oh.

Hey, listen, I've been everywhere. I've been all over the United States.

All the specialists, they all say the same thing. No one can help me.

Help you what?

I don't see any deformity or anything.

No.

Shawn, what is it?

Listen, don't even ask. Don't ask. It's horrible. Just horrible.

Oh, I should never have been born.

Don't say such a thing. Whatever is it?

No, no, no. If I show you, you'll just... you'll laugh and run away like the rest of them.

I won't. I promise I won't.

I'm not like the other girls, Shawn.

I can help you.

I don't know why I'm doing this but...

But okay, Candy. Just for you.

See? I told you there was nothing wrong with you.

It's all in your head.

Here, I'll help you put your pants back on.

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