DigitalPlayground - How I Fucked Your Mother A DP XXX Parody
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DigitalPlayground - How I Fucked Your Mother A DP XXX Parody Episode 5 Cassidy Klein Michael Vegas
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Hey babe, did we ever have that threesome?
Who wants to bake cookies?
And your father's been stalling ever since.
So Uncle Barney isn't our real dad?
No, honey, of course not. I would never do that to you.
Um, so, have you been telling people that we...
That we...
You know, did the deed?
Even if I did, nobody would believe me.
Everyone knows how in love with Ted you are. It's disgusting.
Yeah, well, even in a perfect marriage, love and sex aren't always the same thing.
Tell Ted goodnight.
Goodnight, Barney.
Whoa, what are you doing?
Shh.
Keep quiet.
Don't say a word.
Okay, but this doesn't count as the threesome.
I don't know how your ass knows when you do that.
Oh my God, Barbie.
Oh my God.
You have no idea how much I dreamed about this.
I never thought you'd be this good.
Well that's because Ted's an idiot.
This is my kind of night.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
You're so fucking deep.
Oh my god.
Oh my God, I can feel it getting so tight in my...
Oh my God, yes.
Oh, it's head would never spank me.
One, it didn't hurt you.
Oh, fuck, it would hurt me.
Yes!
Fuck!
Fuck!
My God.
That's it.
Fuck.
Yes, baby.
Yes, baby.
Please find me and shove me, my God.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Yes.
Please, please Marty. I never felt this good.
You are quite the acrobat, Barney.
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