Convict prison memories
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Ever wondered how a convict got off in prison? Watch this!
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Alright, so I just got done doing five years in prison and being a guy in prison, you get
really horny.
I'm a man that enjoys sex.
Pussy.
Blowjobs.
Ass.
Women.
And I would get so horny in there.
I mean, I work out.
I do whatever.
Didn't help.
So...
I would have to get myself off.
I would have to take a shower multiple times a day.
Sometimes I wouldn't even do anything but just go in there, run water on myself, and get it in.
Take a shampoo bottle with lotion in it.
Didn't even have shampoo.
I've shaved my head so I don't even need shampoo.
have to take care of business.
In 15, 20 minutes, sometimes a minute or two, I don't care.
Two or three times a day, seven days a week, for years.
That's what I did.
So...
I would sit there, think about all the sexual experiences I had.
All the different female guards, counselors, magazine pictures, pictures of chicks I was with.
Didn't matter.
I'm just getting in, get some lotion.
Take care of business.
As much as I love women, as much as I love blowjobs, I'm a professional at taking care
of myself.
I imagine.
Running my hands through a woman's hair as she's deep throating me.
Massaging my balls.
I would get in trouble when I was in prison, when I was in the county jail, go to the hole.
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