Behind the scenes with Asa, Dana, and Derrick

We got people watching now, so watch what you say.

Hi!

Hi!

It's me, Dana.

And me, Asa.

Asa what? What's your name?

Asa Akira.

Asa Akira. I've always wondered how to pronounce that name.

Did you?

No.

So many people are like, "Asia!"

Do you not read much?

It's like Asa.

Asa.

Asa hole.

Asa hole.

Asa hole.

Oh, is it Asa hole now?

Ole! Ole!

No, it's hole.

Anyway, you guys should join our gold show, because we're going to do a three-way with Derek Pierce.

And he's got a wiener, and we've got vaginas.

And he's got a wiener, and we've got vaginas.

All of these things are true.

Also, two boobs.

Four boobs.

Four boobs, two vaginas.

A penis.

Two balls.

Three buttholes.

Three buttholes!

You're included!

We're including you!

Your interesting buttholes.

There we go.

I'll just put my butt next to your butt.

Okay.

There.

Come join our show.

Pretty good.

That was pretty fun.

But we might want to try again, just in case.

That was a good rehearsal.

Good job.

Pretty good job, Asa.

I had fun.

This Asa Akira chick.

This new Asa Akira chick.

This new chick.

I might be the newest one here.

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