21 old year cudi begging for instagram followers

Turns out my night with my secret admirer couldn't have gone better.

We danced all night, and the best part was where I was.

Stay here, behind the door. Wait ten seconds and come back and help all of us.

Yeah, it took really long, but I'm done with you.

I'm done with you, too.

Best Valentine's party ever!

So there's this girl. I should start from the beginning.

So first, a little history.

Okay, here's the number for poison control.

Ask for Carol.

Honey, we're gonna be fine. Enjoy your reunion.

It's gonna be a lot more fun if you were there.

I really am sorry about that. I just can't miss the chance to bowl on Jay's team.

That's why I ordered these Goliathites.

If you break them in properly, they're supposed to give you a completely frictionless...

If I'm being honest, the reunion might be a little more fun if Phil isn't there.

Otherwise, I spend the whole weekend telling him who's who and explaining inside jokes

and all the explainers going out.

The ******* is not coming through.

Come on, before you go you have to sign this for school.

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